Showing posts with label Tolerance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tolerance. Show all posts

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Man Awarded $1 Million Settlement after Termination for Racist Remarks



Last Friday a judge awarded local man, Adolf Zimmerman, $1 million for race based wrongful termination. Zimmerman, a 48 year old white male, was fired last spring by a local retailer for making racial comments to several customers and coworkers.

Zimmerman told several customers that they could not afford anything at the retailer because of their race and that security would be following them. He also used a variety of racial slurs when speaking to and about minority coworkers. When this was brought to the attention of the owner Zimmerman was immediately fired.

Soon afterward Zimmerman brought a lawsuit against his former employer for wrongful termination. The lawsuit cited several sources, from news articles to peer reviewed university journal publications that stated that white people, and white males in particular, are inherently racist.

Zimmerman’s lawyer argued that “Since racism is an inherent part of white people, terminating my client for racist remarks violates his rights as a protected class under the law.” Race falls under the protected classes outlined in both federal law and Oregon State law.

The judge after deciding the case in favor of Zimmerman made a statement “We must stand up against all forms of racism and discrimination. Diversity is part of what makes our country great and there is no room here for this sort of hate. Let today stand as an example of a victory for social justice for future generations.”

In a statement to reporters Zimmerman said “Today social justice has been served. We the people stand in solidarity against this naked display of bigotry and discrimination.”

Zimmerman told reporters that he plans to start an activist group with some of the money to combat workplace discrimination.

Written By Cody Benson
For No Fact News
A Cody Benson Parody

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Man Arrested for Violation of Leash Law, but it’s Not What you Think

Portland Police responded to a disturbance call on Monday in a SE neighborhood. When they arrived on the scene they found 26 year old Tito Barkley urinating on a fire hydrant.

 
The officers approached Mr. Barkley to assess the situation. When they asked what he was doing Mr. Barkley responded by stating that he was just out for a walk.

 
The officers report that he was not slurring his words and did not appear to be intoxicated. The officers asked Mr. Barkley for his license which he produced from a collar around his neck.

 
Puzzled they continued to question Mr. Barkley. It was during this questioning that Mr. Barkley told the officers that he identified as a dog and that they could not arrest him for urinating in public, as it was not illegal for dogs to do so.

 
“I identify as a dog and you have to respect that,” Mr. Barkley told the officers as reported by a witness.

 
The officers arrested Mr. Barkley shortly afterward for violation of the city leash laws, failure to pay county registration fees, and failure to provide proof of rabies vaccination.

 
“We welcome all people here in Portland,” Officer Catcher said in a statement “as long as they follow our laws.”

 
Mr. Barkley is currently on a three day hold to see if his owners can be found before being neutered at Bonnie L. Hayes and being put up for adoption.

Written By Cody Benson
For No Fact News
A Cody Benson Parody