Thursday, June 8, 2017

NoFact #4 Chipping Away Racism


Chipping Away Racism
By Cod Eben Son

Social media has exploded with outrage yesterday over an incident at Dindu Market. Shop owner Ian Ocent is being accused of racism, bigotry, and white supremacy after allegedly taking money from minorities. NoFact reporter Trudy Bender tried to reach alt-right store owner Ian Ocent but he declined to comment, only stating that we were fake news. Trudy was able to talk to a number of people who said that he did take money from them. Guy Offastreet, a person of color affected by this incident had this to say:

Trudy: Did he take your money?

Guy: Yes.

Trudy: That is so awful, why did he do that?

Guy: I wanted a bag of Cheetos.

Trudy: He took your money simply because you wanted to feed yourself, I am shocked, and it is hard to believe such bigotry exists in our city.
Some random person on Facebook sums up the incident very clearly stating: “Welcome to President Cheetos America. I for one want to say this man is a hero, valiantly devouring Cheetos in defiance against a racist President and his emboldened supporters. Each orange puff he eats is another crushing blow against oppression.”
A group called No Reason Necessary has organized a protest for later this afternoon around 2pm or whenever they get out of bed. No Reason Necessary released a statement that they were going to smash not only Dindu Market but the face of any Nazi and white supremacist they see. NoFact expects it to be a peaceful riot.

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