The Battle of He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU)

The battle of HWNDU

            The Normies, incensed by Trump’s victory through the use of meme magic granted him by Pepe, kek be upon him, sent the Normie General Shia LaBeouf to invade New York in an operation known as He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU). At first a great force of Normies occupied the webcam with their battle cry He Will Not Divide Us. Quickly the Kekistani people rallied and initiated a resistance against the occupying force. At first Kekistani Troll troopers infiltrated the webcam and sent messages to other Kekistani people, spreading the message of resistance using the Normies own weapons against them.

            In one battle a Kekistani only known as The Hero of Reeeeeeee trolled the Normie’s so hard they became frustrated. This was part of the Kekistani Resistance plan to get the Normie force angry in order to unbalance them. Shortly after that General Shia returned to rally the troops only to be met by another Kekistani Troll Trooper. This troll Trooper, of Hitler did nothing wrong fame managed to take down general Shia with a single use of meme magic. The police showed up and arrested Shia, a great victory for the Kekistani people.

            Other exploits of the Battle of HWNDU can be found in the great Kekistani archives of YouTube. Exploits like the Charge of the Milk Brigade, The Stand of the Museum of Kek, and Night Raid of Shadilay that lasted hours until the batters on the MP3 player died, but by then the damage was done. The overwhelming resistance to the Normie invasion eventually led the Normies under a returned General Shia to retreat to Albuquerque, New Mexico. This maneuver was quickly routed by the Kekistani people and their allies the Trump supporters.

            In a panic General Shia disbanded his forces and retreated again. General Shia still had one more tactic ready. He set up his camera aimed at a flag that said He Will Not Divide Us, clearly intent on the suppression and persecution of the Kekistani people. The people of Kekistan are proud and with the help of their intelligence agency of 4chan they were able to locate the oppressive Normie flag. They took the flag down and in its place raised up a Kekistani T-shirt and a Make America Great Again hat. A flag raising only to be rivaled by the flag raised at Iwo Jima during WWII.

            The Normies have been driven from the meme fields for now but the Kekistani people must remain ever vigilant against the foes who would seek to steal the power of Pepe and the lush meme fields of Kekistan. Normiestan and Cuckistan will try and take the meme fields again but the Kekistani people will resist.

 

Praise Pepe, Kek be upon him.